What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Moonraker

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Octopussy

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Are there any industries or sectors where ChatGPT is particularly well-suited for implementation?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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A View to a Kill

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Wow! The changeover from President Biden to VP Kamala Harris as candidate could not have been more successful in just 2 days! It was as if they had been planning it. Could they have planned it? Are you excited by the positive Democratic response?

Goldfinger

-All the bad guys are black.

-J W Pepper

What’s a mistake most guys make when trying to get a girlfriend?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How do you stop your balls from sweating?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Since the rise of feminism, the dating market has shifted to the disadvantage of men and that is causing this incel phenomenon. Why do women not understand how lonely the majority of men are?

Dr No

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why would my nipples hurt when I touch them?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Diamonds Are Forever

Live and Let Die

Are evolutionists giving evolution a bad name by claiming humans started off as shrews?